Baby Mullet
The Baby Mullet is quite possibly the most feared mullet. Most parents think this is "cool" since it was "cool" when they were young. Word to the wise...don't give your kid a mullet unless you want them to be a loser their whole life. 5 Points |
NRA Mullet
I call him "Cleatus". Notice how he hold his baby and his gun most excellently. Wheres the pabst? 10 Points |
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Midget Mullet
The midget mullet...the best of both worlds! Notice the length of the mullet. Alas this amazing athlete can show off his smoothness on and off the court. 15 Points |
Mullet Couple
One of the hardest mullets to find, the couple mullet or married mullet shows true mullet love. 20 points if you can capture this mullet on film. |
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Mullet Ride
The ride of the Mullet owner. Sleek and savy, this puppy can be seen on freeways climbing up into the 60's and 70's! Look for bumper stickers such as " Honk again, I'm reloading" and "If this cars a'rockin' don't come a'knockin'!" for sure fire ways of spotting this road demon! 5 Points |
Fe-Mullet
The fe-mullet or she-mullet as it is also called is found mostly in the trailer communities of the "hick" towns, normally found on the outskirts of large cities. Look for this one at rodeos and walmarts, arm and arm with their life partner. 5 Points 10 Points if she has a life partner 15 points if the life partner has a mullet too |
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Trailer Mullet
This dude is the coolest of all the mullets! His easy going style and attitude surely makes him the life of the party. You'll find him sitting outside his trailer, or at the local bar picking up on chicks. 5 Points |
Walmart Mullet
The walmart employee usually sports this dynamic do'. Since it is such a given it is an easy target and therefore only worth 2 points each. |
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Walmart Mullet (again?)
See what I mean? 2 Points |
Pimp Mullet
Special Thanks to UGLYPEOPLE.COM for this winner! He is the Pimp Mullet and you'll know him when you see him. He enjoys line dancing, and grooming his lovely locks. Find him and you'll get... 20 Points |
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The Mullet
The fish No Points for mullet hunters, fisherman get 2 points |
Mud Mullet
Another Mullet Fish 2 Points for fisherman |
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Cut The Mullet!!!
If you can convince one of the above to CUT THE MULLET!! You win the game 1,000,000,000,000 Points |
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